Yes, this is how a pesticide toxicologist detoxifies!

You might be EI if:

1. You have ever asked someone if you can come to their house and smell their mattress.

2. You have talked to a stranger about enemas.

3. You have washed the same load of laundry 8 times.

4. You have aired out toilet paper for 3 months.

5. You have been set up for a blind date and asked how do they smell.

6. You have foiled your mail.

7. You carry your money in an Altoid's tin.

8. It's not a costume party, but you still insist on wearing a "mask".

9. Your favorite clothes are so worn and tattered that they could rival revealing items from Fredricks of Hollywood.

10. You've changed all your friends.

11. NOBODY can borrow your car!!

12. You are more afraid of an emergency room visit than any perceived emergency.

13. Your neighbors wonder why your trash bags are hanging on the line, instead of in the trash can.

14. You can't find anything because you stash everything somewhere because it smelled.

15. You check your garage not for your car, but to see how your new clothes are airing out.

16. You smell the mail before opening and reading it.

17. You check the wind sock not to see which way the wind is coming from, but which way the "stink" is coming from.

18. You are considering moving to the North Pole as you heard that due to cold weather nothing can outgas or smell there.

19. You buy a specially-made, all organic cotton futon and it takes almost 20 years to air it out enough for you to sleep on it.

20. You routinely give away half the supplements, food, and clothing you purchase for yourself because you realize they will never be tolerable.

21. Several months or years later you buy the same items again in the hopes that either you have improved or they have—and then give them all away when it's clear nothing has changed.

22. Your friends and relatives ask you not to order any more organic brown rice or beans for a while because they can't keep up with what you've already given them.

23. When your toilet paper is finally ready to use after being aired out for 3 months, you put it in a wide-mouth, gallon-size glass jar with lid instead of on the usual roller.

24. You have a special, "dedicated" lawn chair, carefully aired out and marked with red ribbon, that visitors are not allowed to sit in.

25. Your best friend's smell strongly of BO and not at all of deodorant...and this is a good thing.

26. You ask visitors to take a mile lap to air out after getting out of their car.

27. You make your 130 lb daughter and 180 lb son wear the same green sweat suit, that was made to fit your 280 lb son-in-law .. after it has been washed 8 times and is wider than it is long.

From Planet Thrive Author/authoress unknown